Safety first

Here's a sign that I pass every time I go to the bathroom at work:

(It says: Please do not remove extinguisher from holder. Contents may explode.)

I take comfort knowing that, if there ever were a fire, the fire extinguisher would play the helpful role of exploding if someone were to take it off the wall to, you know, extinguish the fire.

I bet the first aid kit has extrabacterial bandaids and slices of lemon instead of antiseptic wipes.