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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Lost and found

I went to the bathroom during a meeting today at my client's offices and was perplexed to discover a pair of panties left in one of the stalls. The panties were bikini style, black with white dots along the seams. They were laying on the seat as though casually misplaced by their owner, like an umbrella or a scarf might be forgotten when they aren't acutely needed.

How do you accidentally forget your panties in the bathroom?

When I went back an hour later they were gone. It remains unclear whether they were reclaimed by their original owner or sent to the landfill by the cleaning staff. Or perhaps they were adopted by a particularly forgiving and opportunistic woman.
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1 comment:

Sarah said...

"Panties" is on the gross word list.