Meet the neighbors

This is our neighbor across the way. We call him Naked Man for obvious reasons.



Be assured, this little peep show on a Saturday morning was not a one time event. He struts around his apartment and balcony pretty much all the time completely buck naked.*

We point him out to guests when they come over.

"Oh look, Naked Man's out," Eric will point out casually. The guest will usually laugh, then look, then gasp, then look again, then ask if we have binoculars handy.

We do.

I do have to wonder aloud why he has an enormous sign in his apartment which says "Bon Appetit." Perhaps someday I'll have the opportunity to ask him.


*In high school I was on the yearbook staff and we had to do a special scan through the names for all of the group photos to make sure no one was being a comedian and putting fake or ridiculous names down. Sure enough, my senior year, "Buck Naiked" was one of the more active students at OPRF and appeared in I think seven different groups including Stage Crew and Band.